Foxboro Hot Tubs
Stop Drop and Roll!!!
Jingle Town Records
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Even as I write this, I have to keep telling myself, âDonât be an asshole. Donât be an asshole.â
You see, I purchased the new Green Day, err, Foxboro Hot Tubs album the other day and had a hell of time figuring out the packaging. No kidding! I actually got into a fight with the CD case. Now, Iâm not going to give the disc a lower rating because I had to shelve the cardboard, mock-vinyl-record slipcase and paper sleeve, and in turn use a generic CD jewel case, but itâs just first impressions. The whole time Iâm trying to get the disc back in the case, Iâm wondering if the music can make up for this travesty.
Letâs start from the beginning, though. Late last year, a mysterious new band called Foxboro Hot Tubs popped up on the Internet and college radio. Immediately, bloggers began speculating that members of Green Day were involved in the project. Sure enough, the reverbed lead vocals unmistakably resembled those of Billie Joe Armstrong.
This music, however, is a noticeable change from the Green Day we know, love, and at times, hate (American Idiot, anyone?). So now, weâre at the point where this album, Stop Drop and Roll!!!, must not only make up for the aforementioned mess, but also the emo-political-bandwagon transformation Green Day took on with the last release.
Quite a task, and we havenât even gotten to the tunes, which are at times vocally reminiscent of â50s rockabilly and almost always recalling the â60s British Invasion in one way or another. Itâs nearly impossible not to imagine Ray Davies singing, âGirl, you really got me goinâ / You got me so I donât know what Iâm doinâ,â whilst listening to Armstrong belt out, âYa alligator, ya space invader / Ya swamp dweller makinâ your rounds.â
Between the thin cardboard sleeveâwhich is simply a poorly executed good ideaâthe disc itself masquerading as a beat-to-shit vinyl record and the short, garage-rock numbers, the whole little 32-minute offering accomplishes its mission: to bring back the good old days of rock ânâ roll when recording an LP was less an art and more in-your-face and to the point. Wham, bam, thank you, maâam!
One problem I have yet to get over is the greatness of the albumâs single, âMother Mary.â Why is this a problem, you ask? Itâs got a Fratellis thing going on with the catchy hook, bouncy beat and the bah bah bahs … something the 11 other tracks donât really even come close to revisiting. And trust me, I hate to be that shallow listener who latches on to the single and forgets the rest, but I canât help but wonder why the rest of the album isnât nearly as catchy.
There are plenty of aspects to appreciate, like âRed Tideâ coming unabashedly close to the Kinksâ âTired of Waiting For You,â or the perfect-end-credits-song in âDark Side of Night.â
Strangely enough, for its flaws, Stop Drop and Roll!!! seems like the perfect commentary on todayâs music. From the absence of an insert or lyrics sheet, to the one advertised song on the cover (âContains 12 Hits Including… Mother Maryâ), this recalls a time that emphasized the almighty 45 Single, not unlike today with the album-killing Download.
So, if we have a â60s comeback band, by my math we should have a new album in whatâsix months, tops? Donât count on it…


I didn’t like American Idiot at all, but this was a refreshing step in the right direction for me. Even if they put it out under such a weird name.