Yes, I was well aware that I numbered last week’s picks Vol. 5 when they were clearly Vol. 4. Why, you ask? To keep you on your toes of course. And judging by your zero comments that called me out on it, out of the total zero comments from viewers other than Jman… I can see that this fake plan I made up just now clearly did not work. So, to reiterate, I hate everyone.
Anyhow, to continue the YouTube pick diversity, my girlfriend Hannah has graciously given forth three more videos for your viewing pleasure. If you all play your cards right, this may turn into a permanent deal. Her agent is speaking to mine to hammer out the terms at this very moment. Peter Gammons is reporting she wants a bronze statue of each Laguna Beach cast member and a bag of Oreo double stuff cookies….and possibly a kitten…and also to not be allergic to kittens.
Take it away, Sinlge H!
When asked for a blurb to lead off her picks, Single H had this response…”I don’t need one. My videos speak for themselves…you can tell them bitches that if you want…I’m the John Madden of picking YouTube videos.”
Skittles Rabbit- Best commercial ever. I’ve only seen it one time. On Noggin. While I was watching DeGrassi…I get lonely.
American Gladiators- Nothing funny here. Just a good clip from the days of yore.
Letterman Blows Up Pumpkin- A 1,390 pumpkin gets blown up. There’s no way you’re passin’ on this one.
OK everyone. I’m back. Round of applause for Single H. Classy stuff. I like the flat out competition of the Gladiators. Also, Leno sucks. I think I’m going to be unpopular with everyone who doesn’t like basketball or the Cavs or LeBron today and pick a lot of picks in that neck of the woods. I just may round it all out with another classic Aqua Teen Hunger Force cartoon. If you have yet to view one of them, please do.
Damon Jones’ Coat- “Please go back to Damon Jones’ Coat”–Charles Barkley in this clip, 500 times.
Lebron dunking on Damon Jones- I’m taking out my frustration for the fact that Damon Jones and his evil twin (David Wesley, not in looks, but in atrociousness) are currently stinking up my team, with this clip of Lebron destroying him when he was on the Heat.
Top 10 Dunks of last year- I choose this only to show you my favorite Lebron dunk ever which is located at number 4 on this list. People forget about it, but it was amazing when it happened and was at a crucial part of the game. Yup, my favorite ever…
Lebron Dunks on Duncan- …Until this one. Take a seat, Timmy
Damon Jones makes The Shot- In an effort to be fair and balanced…here’s Damon Jones doing something extremly sexy and life changing. Don’t worry, Damon, I didn’t forget… no matter how many open 3’s you miss and no matter how many guys blow past you for an easy deuce….I won’t forget.
ATHF cartoon: Total ReCarl- I can’t get enough of Aqua Teen. This may be my favorite episode too. Seriously, you need to click on these clips and expose yourself to Aqua Teen Hunger Force. I really just can’t stress it enough. This is my real public service I feel.
You tube makes my life so much better. So does charles barkley. As for hannah wanting a double stuff, that is a personal matter that should not be publicly addressed
As soon as I typed the words “Oreo double stuff”…I didn’t wonder if the joke would be made… I only wondered how many times and from what angles.
Well i mean i guess since you are italian and slightly darker in complexion and I am very irish and pale in complexion, i guess you and i would be the perfect tag team. Am i right am i right. heee heee heee. God I love wedding crashers and wish i was unemployed and could stay up til all hours of the night watching movies like that. I miss those days. I miss madden.