You dont think the New Year is a big deal. Well it is. THink of all the fun you have had in the past year. THink of how different you are now as opposed to where you were this time last year. If your not any different, you have stopped growing, so make that a resolution. With 2006 coming to a close, I composed 30 random drunken thoughts on my past year.
1.   Finally winning my first Madden super bowl in 13 or 14 seasons and celebrating w/ a Harp’s Lager and loving it and having Dustan fry the game 2 games into the next season making me the current reigning Madden 06 Super Bowl Champ
2.   Drunk Camp…enough said…I now know more about the effects of drugs on the body from the fact that one time getting messed on crystal meth chemically realters your brain to knowing that only 1 out of 88 drivers who drive drunk actually get caught
3.   LeBron’s Triple double in Game 1 vs the Wizards
4.   LeBron’s game-winners in games 3 and 5
5.   Damon Jones hitting the shot after Jimmy Gribben spent 1 and ½ quarters outside in the cold b/c he was watching through the window and we were that superstitious
6.   Walsh Fest…Crazy ton of people…Hairy Buffalo and Lick-her-Pink lemonade…no way a party like that can be matched…the 2 hosts passing out by midnight…Leggett ending lives…Chris’s beginning of the end…etc
7.   Topping that seven days later w/ the WBC (Walsh Beer Pong Classic) a 32 team epic NCAA tourney style event that was hosted in four separate rooms (regionals) and brought back to our room for the Elite 8 with a crazy number of people present
8.   Drunken Intramural bowling which led to be bowling immaculate for the team I was given away too b/c I sucked so bad on my team…Our titty balls uniforms
9.   Ohio State Dominating Colt McCoy and Texas and drinking the celebratory champagne
10.   Ohio State dominating Drew Tate at Iowa at night (sans doobies total creepiness)
11.   Being at Jacob’s Field on July 4th and watching the Indians put up 19 runs on the Yankees
12.   The Penn State weekend where Anthony Morelli was more like Tony Fonzarelli and all the crazy Ohio State debauchery that started that weekend
13.   My 22nd birthday
14.   Being off probation for only four days all year
15.   Senior week which was a blast and led to doing nothing for an entire week
16.   Following it up the next week by doing nothing at home
17.   JJ Sullinger, Je’kel Foster and Terrence Dials
18.   Ohio State lighting up Notre dame in the Fiesta Bowl and totally dismantling them in AJ Hawk’s final game
19.   Beating Michigan on Michigan weekend. Nothing compares
20.   Bar Flyy on December 23rd where the super sexies wore sexy santa outfits
21.   Spring break in Las Vegas which was phenomenal
22.   Summer Vegas trip which I did not go to bed before 9:00 AM Vegas time
23.   Beating my 3 man case race record at OSU
24.   White Castle
25.   the Sawkick feud
26.   Seeing the sun rise Halloween weekend both nights
27.   Getting my new car
28.   Vince Young dominating USC and vehemently ending all dynasty talk
29.   St Patricks Day and a limousine for 13 hours in downtown Cleveland
30.   Last but not least, Troy Smith and Jim Tressel making my life a better place and 2006 one of the most memorable years of my life and at the same time wanting to become a better person based on their example
The list was intended for 50 but the last one I just typed was incredibly spectacular and nothing should go on the list after that so I am stopping it there.
was laura’s wing tossing last year or this, if 06 then that should be included. lol followed by us eating them
That is definitely a glaring omission, feel free to add any others i may have missed.
I don’t know how verbally berrating a Detroit Piston fan in a bar…leaving said bar in disgust…walking the wrong way back to Walsh…ending up in some industrial park…planning on sleeping in bushes…acually getting mad at me for calling and demanding you to try and figure out where you are so I can get you…having no logical explination for where in the hell you are…and then finally getting picked up by me….did not make the list. That was a fun time, despite me partially hating you at the time. But how could anyone stay mad with that glazed over Irish smile galloping towards my car in the as I pull up near the FYE warehouse shipping plant…or wheverever the fuck you were.
WOW I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THAT ONE. I must have been really drunk when i was writing because that was out of control. How I got there is a mystery never to be solved.
Not to mention you were wearing my shoes for some unknown reason.
Young man, you sound like an idiot.
How old are you and don’t you have something better to do than let the world know how immature you are by writing personal embarassments online?
I am shaking my head.
Life is way too short to be as ignorant as you sound.
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Here is a better idea, life is way too short to be a straitlaced tight ass like you are. Don’t take life to seriously, you will never get out alive. You’re a joke. I will die sans regrets while you will die having lived life based on what the standard accepted way is to live having done nothing memorable. I say, F that, lets have fun, b/c as you so eloquently put it, life is way too short. So, in essence, what I am trying to say is, go fuck yourself.
Add another name to the “I Hate Brian So Much From His Writing That I Have To Comment On It” tote board. Things are really getting competitive for top spot. We should really put up like a Nextel Cup style standings to see which person has taken the most time out of their day to electonically hate you.
I’m sorry for referencing NASCAR in my last comment.